January 9

We went to Grandma's this morning for breakfast, I of course was a little angel while we were there and I totally fooled Grandma.  Mommy tried to tell her that I am really not as sweet as she thinks and Daddy said I need a little black mustache cuz I rule the same way Hitler did.  Grandma just laughed and said Mommy and Daddy worry to much.  I totally have Grandma fooled hahahhahahahaha.... My plan worked!!!!
Last night Mommy figured out that she is NOT unfit, the monitor they had for me was defective.  Daddy (although he had said he would get up with me) had Mama get up when I woke up at 530.  Mama fed me, changed my stinky and then laid me in my crib.  She brought the monitor from the bedroom and set it next to her in the living room.  (After Mama lays me down she usually sits and waits to see if I am gonna sleep for about 15 minutes before she goes to sleepy.) Mama was really happy cuz the monitor only made it's usual humming that it made when it was on.  She was just getting ready to go to bed when she heard me crying loudly through my nursery door yet the monitor was quiet.  She took the monitor up by my door and listened through the door, I was still crying, she switched the monitor off then on and still no sound.... Mama was SO mad.  At least Mama doesn't feel so bad about what happened the other morning cuz she know it was not her fault.  She did feel bad that the gift cards that were given to me had to go to a new monitor instead of anything fun for me but they got me a great new monitor that doesn't buzz and Mama even had Daddy stand next to the receiving end and took her cell phone into my room, she did NOT turn her phone on speaker just left it like normal but played a voice mail, she started with the phone a quarter inch from my monitor and slowly walked backwards and Daddy could hear every word of the message until Mama was over 2 feet from the base.  Now they will KNOW what I am up to and that made Mama feel good.  Our new monitor is a Sony Baby Call and Mommy and Daddy are really happy they got it.  While they were out shopping they also got more bottles for me.  Mama said she was surprised that there really IS a difference in bottles.  Mommy said we should also pass on our "wisdom" as we find things out cuz you never know who is having a baby or a Grand baby and maybe we can help.  When Mama found out she was having a little girl her friend Tammy had a TON of things for her Granddaughter that were no longer needed.  (When Mama says a TON she means it, a whole minivan FULL to the roof of things for me.)  In it were a bunch of bottles.  Mama found a few that were really strange looking, they were angled with this rubber "vent" in the bottom.  I LOVE them, I don't get as gassy when they use them.  They are made by Playtex and are called VentAire Advanced and they are GREAT!!!!
We also went over to PetCo while we were out cuz before I was born Mommy bought an aquarium for my room which they hadn't set up yet and they are thinkin of puttin fishies in it now.  Mommy hoped I would see something that would get my attention but I was to busy contemplating the wonders of my hand to pay any attention.  Mommy said that all the baby books say that babies like "droning" noises and that the hum of an aquarium may help me sleep.... Hahahahaha that is what Mommy THINKS but I know better!!!!
Mommy and Daddy didn't get much sleep last night so when we got home they tried to get me to nap for a while so they could actually sleep in the same bed for a bit but I just wasn't feelin like a nap.  Daddy let Mommy go to bed while he "tried" to get me to sleep, he thought he had it and he made it as far as the bedroom but that was as far as he got.  I kept him up for a couple more hours before he laid back in the recliner and I went to sleep on his chest and he napped a bit like that as well.  I guess Mommy and Daddy will have to settle for sleeping at the same time in the same house.
Tonight Mommy gave me a bath before she puts me to bed... Tonight was my very FIRST big girl bath in the tub that Mommy's good friend Ali gave me.  It is a really cute tub, it is shaped like Winnie the Pooh and has a newborn "sling" for me to sit in and it is Winnie the Pooh with his arms stretched out.  It even comes with TOYS for when I am older.  I still cried about it but Mommy thinks I liked it more than the other bathes.  I actually got to put my bum in the nice warm water while Mommy washed me.  It was kind of nice but I intend to scream through bathes cuz I just like being a dirty baby.
Mommy put me in my crib after my bath and Daddy was gonna read me a story but I fell asleep to quick.  Mommy hopes that maybe I will sleep better and said we may do a bath every night if it helps me sleep.... I really don't think I like this idea!!!!